The purpose of this work is to show that the message of Bhagavad-gita – the sacred scripture of Hinduism – is inherently satanic; and that Bhagavad-gita is "Hindu terrorism". The criticism largely progresses from the simplest, or the most basic one, to the profoundest, or philosophically the most advanced one. And, at the end, it summarises the satanic Gita – i.e. the satanic aspect of Gita – in four verses. This work is meant to be nothing but an honest, academic attempt at bringing out a criticism of Bhagavad-gita. And although, through this work, I have been highly critical of Bhagavad-gita, I have pleasure admitting honestly that Gita does appear to have a profound metaphysic and a spiritually motivating philosophy of life. In fact, it prominently shares similarities with my theories & philosophy, especially the UQV (Ultimate Questioner’s Vanity) theory. My most beloved verses of the Gita are these fourteen – 2:2, 2:3, 2:4, 2:11, 2:12, 2:23, 2:34, 2:37, 2:38, 2:47, 4:7, 4:8, 15:15, and 18:78. I find them very inspiring, melodious, and mesmerising, even though I may not have to agree with all of their meanings. I often like them when they are taken out of their original context and when they are seen through my own philosophical perspective. And I must admit that especially because of these verses, the Gita has a very special place in my heart.