It all began a long time ago in a land far far away called real life. Real Life or rl as it came to be known was not a happy place. it was impoverished and it was officially mad. It was manic-depressive. It was also literally besotted. No, not a happy place. Age became a factor and 60 suns had circled the Earth casting many a long shadow. Then, our hero, pjfbncyl , was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past who informed our hero, gentle reader, that a mighty Pension would be his reward not in 5 suns time but NOW. Oh how are hero danced. He daanced all the way to Dell and bought a magic lamp. He called it Computa. What fun they had! They gambolled, they gyred and gimballed in the wabe. But still, twas a lonely life, solitary lover ... and Then the news said " Twitter " "Oh", said our hero, "whats dat den?". Now, read on McDuff, these wise words. For has it not been said by a http://bluemars.dudestarship.com : "Your talk," I said, "is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand."